Shorty’s Deluxe
2016 Mt Vernon Ave, Alexandria, VA
Menu (As of 10/30)
The Joey (Muffuletta)
- 1/8 (1 slice) $8.95
- 1/4 (2 slices) $16.99
- 1/2 (4 slices) $32.00
- Whole (8 slices) $60.00
- Meatball Sub $13.99Red Apron pork meatballs, salsa verde and sharp provolone on Shorty's signature 7-inch hoagie roll.
- Italian Beef $13.99Herb-roasted beef, giardiniera and beef jus on Shorty's signature 7-inch hoagie roll.
- Italian Stallion $13.99Hot salami, fennel salami, pork cotto, provolone, iceberg lettuce, oil and vinegar on Shorty's signature 7-inch hoagie roll.
Chicken Salad Sandwich
- Brioche Bun $8.95
- Gluten-Free Wrap $10.00
Sandwiches
- Egg & Cheese Sandwich $7.75Custardy egg, American cheese and mustard seed aioli on a brioche bun.
The Marky (Turkey)
- 1/8 (1 slice) $8.95
- 1/4 (2 slices) $16.99
- 1/2 (4 slices) $32.00
- Whole (8 slices) $60.00
- Gluten-Free Wrap $10.00
- Porkstrami $13.99Smoked pork loin, bacon-braised kraut and smoked dijonaise on Shorty's signature 7-inch hoagie roll.
- Tomato Mozzarella $12.99Balsamic-marinated mozzarella, fresh basil, tomatoes, crispy Parmesan and arugula on Shorty's signature 7-inch hoagie roll. Vegetarian.
Salads
- Gabba Gabba $12.99Romaine, salami, provolone, mortadella, giardiniera, gigante beans and creamy Italian dressing.
- Little Ramona $11.99Romaine, garlic croutons, grated Pecorino and Caesar dressing.
- Happy Family $12.99Romaine, smoked turkey, pickled onions, Pecorino and maple-mustard vinaigrette.
Soups & Sides
- Creamy Tomato Soup $7.75Smooth, comforting tomato soup with a creamy finish. Served with tortilla chips and dipping sauces.
- Italian Beef Jus Dipper $2.75Savory beef jus portioned for sandwich dunking.
- Ranch Dipper $2.75Cool, creamy ranch portioned for sandwich dunking.
- Zapp's Potato Chips $1.50Original, BBQ, Salt & Vinegar or Voodoo.
For Kids
- Grilled Cheese $6.50Served with tortilla chips and dipping sauces.
- Cheese Quesadilla $6.50Served with tortilla chips and dipping sauces.
- Chicken Tenders $8.75Served with tortilla chips and dipping sauces.
Shorty's Cafe
- Drip Coffee $3.0012 or 16 oz, decaf available.
- Iced Coffee $3.0012 or 16 oz.
- Cafe Au Lait $4.00
- Espresso Shot $3.00Illy espresso, 2 oz, hot or iced, decaf available.
- Americano $3.00
- Cappuccino $4.00A compact espresso drink with a balanced layer of steamed milk and foam.
- Latte $4.00Espresso softened with steamed milk for a smooth, mellow cup.
- Mocha $5.00Espresso and chocolate finished with steamed milk.
- Spirit Hot Tea $3.00Breakfast, Earl Grey, Green Jasmine, Chamomile or Peppermint.
- Chai Latte $5.00Spiced chai blended with steamed milk.
- London Fog $5.00Earl Grey tea with vanilla and steamed milk.
- Iced Tea $3.50Fresh-brewed.
- Arnold Palmer $3.50Half housemade lemonade, half fresh-brewed iced tea.
- Babyccino $3.50Served at a special temperature.
- Jr. Hot Cocoa $3.50Served at a special temperature.
Buzz Pastries at Shorty's
- Croissant $5.00A flaky, buttery pastry with crisp layers and a tender center.
- Chocolate Croissant $5.50A flaky layered pastry wrapped around a rich chocolate center.
- Blueberry Muffin $4.00A tender muffin generously studded with blueberries.
- Cranberry Lemon Scone $4.00A tender, crumbly scone with tart cranberry and bright lemon.
- Chocolate Chip Cookie $2.50Crisp edges, a soft center and plenty of chocolate.
- Funfetti Cookie $2.50A soft sugar cookie packed with colorful sprinkles.
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