Upstage Comedy Lounge

4441 Walzem Rd, San Antonio, TX

Menu (As of 11/1)

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• Sponsor Package (1 Month) $200.00This package includes brand being highlighted for 12 months at Upstage Comedy Lounge
• Barbecue Chicken Bites $11.99
• White Claw $6.50
• Long Island Ice Tea $13.99
• Mango/Tequila Shots $6.00
• Green Tea Shot $5.99
• Cheese Nachos $8.99
• Chips & Salsa $3.99
• Crown $10.99
• Whiskey $7.99
• Bud Light $6.50
• Redbull $6.00
• Jack Daniels $9.99
• Crown Apple $10.99
• Rum $7.99
• Jamieson $9.99
• Titos $9.99
• Patron $9.99
• Gin $7.99
• Sprite $3.99
• Michelob Ultra $6.50
• Bottle Water $3.99
• Rocket Pop $6.99
• Amaretto Sour $8.99
• Malibu $9.99
• Diet Coke $3.99
• Green Tea $10.99
• Well Tequila Sunrise $8.99
• 1800 Silver $7.99
• Vodka $7.99
• Cranberry juice $5.00
• Cheese Quesadilla + Chips $8.99
• Membership Pass (annual) $99.00Upstage Membership: $99 Annual Pass Unlimited regular shows for you + one guest Upstage T-shirt included Different giveaways every month Special events excluded Your pass begins on the date you first use it. There is a 2 Drink Minimum and a 2 Item Minimum at Upstage Comedy Lounge.
• Dos XX $6.50
• Shiner $6.50
• Rental Fee $100.00
• Date Night Premium Double $20.00
• Makers Mark $9.99
• $30 Ticket $30.00
• Club soda $3.99
• Orange Juice $5.00
• Pineapple Juice $5.00
• Upstage Monthly Membership $45.00Monthly Pass to show except special events
• Pride Pb & J $8.00
• Comedy Workshop $100.00
• Upstage Comedy Beginner WorkshopEvery Tuesday 7pm- 9pm September 16th through November 4th 2025.
• Deep Eddy $8.99
• Deep Eddy (Lemon) $8.99
• Hendricks Gin $9.99
• Hennessy $9.99
• Upstage Comedy Level 2 Workshop
• Brisket Slider Bites $12.99
• Comedy Workshop Discounted Rate $125.00
• Shirley Temple $5.00
• Mimosa $6.99
• PB & J Drink $7.99
• Tonic $3.99
• Date Night Premium $12.00
• $30 Ticket Theater Show $30.00
• $25 Military Ticket Theater Show $25.00
• Southern Chicken Bites w Ranch $11.99
• Buffalo Chicken Bites $11.99
• Captain Morgans $9.99
• Date Night Dinner W/Ticket
• Modelo $6.50
• Tequila $7.99
• Top Shelf Long Island $15.99
• Top Shelf DOUBLE Margarita $15.99
• 1800 Reposado $10.99
• Topo Chico $5.00
• Well Margarita -Double $12.99
• Advanced Comedy Workshop $150.00Every Monday, 6 weeks from September 15th 2025 - October 20th 2025.
• Date Night Dinner $15.99
• Top Shelf Ranch Water $10.99
• Topshelf Extra Shot $6.00
• Well Extra Shot $4.00
• Ginger Ale $3.99
• Stage Fright $8.99
• Heckler $8.99
• Petty Bitch $8.99
• Jokester $8.99
• Blow $8.99
• Date Night Specialty $18.00
• Spiked Strawberry Lemonade $8.99
• Margarita Special $5.00
• Bartender Gratuity $25.00Bartender Gratuity Price: $25
• Brisket Quesadilla + Chips $12.99Griddled tortilla stuffed with brisket and melted cheese, served with chips.
• Beer Bucket $31.00
• Top Shelf Tequila Sunrise $11.99
• Date Night Top Shelf $13.00
• Brisket Dinner Date Night $15.00
• Murder Dinner $11.99
• Brunch Plate $9.99Kolache, Bean & Cheese, Cup of Fruit, Donut
• $5 Mimosas $5.00
• Cheesecake Bites $6.99Sweet bite-sized cheesecake treats.
• Converse $5.00
• Strawberry Lemonade $4.99
• Peanut Butter Tequila Shot $9.99Carafe serves approximately 4–5 glasses.
• Mimosa Comped
• Mani Ball Peanut Butter Tequila (12 Bottles) $200.00
• Beccafest Beer Bucket $20.00
• Coffee $5.99Fresh brewed coffee served hot with cream & sugar
• Blues Signature Drink $7.00
• Witch, Please! $11.00Sweet, spooky, citrusy, and bright purple with a fresh lime finish. White rum or well tequila, blue curacao, Grape Fanta, lime juice, lime wedge garnish.
• Bud light Beer Bucket Special $29.00
• Date Night Top Shelf Double $22.00
• Date Night - White Claw $10.00

Signature Drinks

• Trey Mack Drink $9.00
• Dshea Henny Splash $9.99

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