Mexican Candy$6.00Tequila, watermelon liqueur and sweet and sour mix
Birthday Cake$6.00UV Cake Vodka, raspberry schnapps, and pineapple juice
Upside-Down Pineapple Cake$6.00UV Cakde vodka, Pineapple juice
Dirty And Flirty$6.00Vodka, peach liqueur and craberry juice
El Pepino Original$7.00Cucumber vodka, sprite and sweet and sour mix
Jager Bomb$7.00Jagermiester dropped in energy drink
Vegas Bomb$7.00Butterscotch, Crown and energy drink
Miller Lite12oz $4.50Triple hops brewed
DOS XX (Mexico)12oz $5.00The beer of choice for the most interesting man in the world
CARTA BLANCA (Mexico)12oz $5.00A golden lager that is one of Mexico's beloved beers
Corona12oz $5.50Miles away from ordinary
Tecate12oz $5.00(Mexico) A pale lager served in the traditional can
Shiner Black12oz $5.00A Bohemian style black lager
Modelo Especial12oz $5.00A crisp, clean, and refreshing lager
Negro Modelo12oz $5.00A medium-bodied, rich and toasty dark beer
Michelada$2.00Turn any bottled beer to this Mexican favorite. We provide the ice-cold glass, Clamato, limes, Tabasco, and Worcestershi
Besitos
Rum, melon liqueur, sweet and sour mix and grenadine$6.00
White Russian$7.00
Original Coffee Royal$7.00
Irish Coffee$7.00
Mexican Coffee$7.00
Cocktails
Malibu Punch$7.50
Blue Hawaiian$7.00
Acapulco Sand$7.50
The Firecracker$7.50
Shark Attack$7.00
Ninja Turtle$7.50
Cucumber Cooler$7.50
Peachy Keen$7.50
Bloody Mary$7.50 / $14.50
On the Shelf
House Liquors and Liqueurs: Single$5.75 / Double: $7.75
Premium Liquors and Liqueurs: Single$6.75 / Double: $9.75
Traditional Lime Margaritas
The Original Margarita$9.00 / $16.00
El Jimador Margarita$10.00 / $19.00
Cuervo Rita$11.00 / $21.00
1800 Rita$12.00 / $23.00
Horni Rita$13.00 / $25.00
Caza Rita$14.00 / $27.00
Flavored Margaritas14oz - $9.75 32oz - $18.00We serve our flavors with our frozen orginal margarita. The restaurant has a no return policy on flavors or floats added to rocks or top-shelf margaritas.
Draft Beers
Shiner Bock16oz $4.50 / 32oz $8.00A great dark Texas beer that is loved by all
Bud Light16oz $5.25 / 32oz $9.50Enjoy a nice cold bud light on draft
Dos Equis Lager16oz $5.25 / 32oz $9.50(Mexico) One of Mexico's best known beers
Tecate Light16oz $4.25 / 32oz $8.00(Mexico) A pale lager con sabor y caracter
Bottled Beers
Get a shot of house liquor with your bottled beer for$3.00
ALAMO BEER (San Antonio)12oz $5.00This locally brewed golden ale is Hank Hill's favorite
Bud Light12oz $5.00Be yourself and make it a Bud Light
Coors Light
The Silver Bullet12oz $4.50
Wine
Red: A lovely smooth and Argentine Malbec$6.50 / Bottle $25.00Glass
White$7.00 / Bottle $27.00A refreshing Chardonnay that will nicely complement your meal - Glass
Sangria: Glass$6.50 / Bottle $25.00
Champagne$7.00 / Bottle $27.00A sparkling wine from California that can be enjoyed on its own or as a mimosa - Glass