The Constitutionalist Shrimp Cocktail$13.99Half Dozen Texas Gulf Shrimp Served With Our House Made Mango Cocktail Sauce
"Merica" Chicken Wings$13.95Eight Large Wings Seasoned, Flash Fried & Tossed in Your Favorite Sauce. Served with Carrots, Celery sticks, & Choice of Ranch or Blue Cheese. Naked or Breaded. Double The Order - $19.95
Boneless Wings$12.95Bite Sized Boneless Chicken Wings Seasoned, Fried & Tossed in Your Favorite Sauce. Served with Carrots, Celery sticks, & Choice of Ranch or Blue Cheese. Double The Order - $18.95
Fried Shrimp$12.958 Fried Shrimp Tossed in your Favorite Sauce. Served with Carrots, Celery sticks, & Choice of Ranch or Blue Cheese. Double The Order - $23.95
Fried Yankee Cheese Curds$11.95Served with Ranch
Mini Corn Dogs$10.95Served with Ranch
The Amnesty Quesadilla$9.95Large 12-inch Tortilla Grilled & Filled with Shredded Jack, Cheddar Cheese, & Queso. Served with Sour Cream & Pico De Gallo Add Mac-N-Cheese - $2.95 Add Chicken - $5.95 Add Shrimp - $6.95 Add Tenderloin - $5.95
Fried Mushrooms$8.95Hand Cut Portobello Mushrooms Breaded and Fried, Served with Chipotle Ranch
Lonestar Meat and Cheese Plate$13.95Texas Wagyu Sausage with Triple Cheese Cubes and Spicy Mustard
Goat Cheese Spread$16.95Goat Cheese Log Drizzled with Chipotle Raspberry Sauce, Served with Garlic Pull-Apart Bread and Chips
Loaded Nachos$14.95Crispy House Made Seasoned Potato Chips, Topped with Jalapeños, Mushrooms, Chorizo, Cheddar Cheese, Queso, & Sour Cream Add Mac-N-Cheese - $2.95
The Al Gore Frito Pie$13.95Fritos Topped with Homemade House Chili, Cheese, Jalapeños, Sour Cream, & Onion “Since no one is sure exactly who created the first Frito pie, we decided to credit Al Gore… he certainly had to chow down on something while he was inventing The Internet”. Fritos Topped with Homemade House Chili, Cheese, Jalapeños, Sour Cream, & Onion
Seething Sandwiches
Original Trump Cheeseburger$11.95Beef Patty Topped with Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, & Our Special Sauce. Served On Toasted Challah Buns “So good you will be tweeting about it at 1am.” Beef Patty Topped with Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, & Our Special Sauce. Served On Toasted Challah Buns
The Chuck Norris “Who You Calling Chicken” Chicken Sandwich$14.95Half Pound Skinless Chicken Breast Topped With Our Special Sauce, Cheddar Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato & Onions On Toasted Hawaiian Buns “If Chuck Norris Was President, Isis Would Be WasWas” Half Pound Skinless Chicken Breast Topped With Our Special Sauce, Cheddar Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato & Onions On Toasted Hawaiian Buns
Ron Desantis Chili Cheese Burger$12.95A Half Pound Akaushi Patty Topped with Chili, Cheese, and Jalapenos. Served On Your Choice of Toasted Challah Buns or Texas Toast “Take off the mask… and grab a napkin.” A Half Pound Akaushi Patty Topped with Chili, Cheese, and Jalapenos. Served On Your Choice of Toasted Challah Buns or Texas Toast
Ronald Reagan Burger$14.95A Half Pound Akaushi Patty, Grilled Blackened Shrimp, Pickled Jalapenos, Avocado, Diced Onion, Blue Cheese Crumbles and Chipotle Mayo Served On Toasted Challah Buns “Our favorite president… Our Favorite burger.” A Half Pound Akaushi Patty, Grilled Blackened Shrimp, Pickled Jalapenos, Avocado, Diced Onion, Blue Cheese Crumbles and Chipotle Mayo Served On Toasted Challah Buns
The Pacifist$13.95Pulled Pork Mac & Cheese Sandwich. Our House Made Pulled Pork, BBQ Sauce, Topped With Mac-N-Cheese. Served On Texas Toast
The Populist$12.95Philly Cheese Steak. Tenderloin Philly Steak, Onions, Peppers, & Our House Made Green Chili Queso Served On Texas Toast
Healthy Rage
Spicy Caesar Salad$9.95Romaine Lettuce Tossed With Our Custom Spicy Caesar Dressing, Topped With Roasted Corn & Black Bean Salsa, Herb Marinated Cherry Tomatoes, Jalapeno Croutons, Avocado Slices & Cilantro
Chop Salad$10.95Fresh Chopped Spring Greens, Herb Marinated Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Red Onion, Applewood Bacon, Cheddar & Bleu Cheese. Served With Our House Red Wine Herb Vinaigrette Dressing
The Wedge$7.95Quarter Head Of Iceberg Lettuce, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Apple Wood Smoked Bacon, Herb Marinated Cherry Tomatoes, Fresh Ground Pepper, & Bleu Cheese Dressing
Ahi Tuna Salad$18.95Crisp Field Greens, Herb Marinated Cherry Tomatoes, Red Onions, Cucumber Slices, Parmesan & Crispy Wontons Tossed In A Light Asian Vinaigrette Topped With Sesame Crusted Ahi Tuna & Wasabi Peas