Village Idiot Pizza
2009 Devine St, Columbia, SC
Menu (As of 10/30)
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Appetizers
- Appetizer Sampler $19.49Mozzarella sticks, chicken tenders, garlic knots, wing chips, rosemary fries, celery + carrots + 3 dips
- Rosemary Fries $8.99Served with warm cheese fondue for dipping.
- Italian Cheese Dip $9.99"Dirty" cheese fondue with house red sauce, parmesan, and sausage. With house pizza crust strips
- Mozzarella Sticks $9.99Served with house red sauce
- Garlic Knots $6.99Hand twisted and smothered in garlic butter and parmesan. Served with house red sauce
- Basket of Wing Chips $5.99
- Cheese Bread $8.99Garlic bread topped with provolone cheese, served with house red sauce
- Garlic Bread $7.99Served with house red sauce
- Buffalo Chicken Dip $11.49Served with wing chips for dipping
- Bone DipsFor your crust: Warm cheese fondue: $3.00 Italian "Dirty" fondue: $3.50
8 Wings
- 8 Wings $14.99Served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese
- Wing Basket $15.998 wings served with wing chips, celery, and choice of ranch or blue cheese
- 25 Wings25 wings served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese
- 50 Wings50 wings in 2 flavors served with celery and choice of ranch or blue cheese
- Chicken Fingers $12.99Served with your choice of dip sauce Toss them in any of our wing flavors for 1.49
- Chicken Finger Basket $14.99Served with wing chips and your choice of dip sauce Toss them in any of our wing flavors for 1.49.
- Celery with Ranch or Blue Cheese $3.99
- Extra Ranch or Blue Cheese $1.49
Salads
- Idiot SaladLettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini
- Side $3.99
- Individual $6.99
- Family $9.99
- Idiot Greek SaladLettuce, tomato, caper, onion, kalamata olive, pepperoncini, feta (anchovy available upon request)
- Side $4.99
- Individual $8.99
- Family $12.99
- Grilled Chicken Salad $15.89Lettuce, tomato, green pepper, onion, pepperoncini, cheddar, 4oz chicken breast
- Antipasto Salad $15.89Idiot salad topped with ham, pepperoni, salami, mozzarella, and provolone.
- Dressings: House-Made Italian, Ranch, Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard, Balsamic Vinaigrette
Create Your Own Pizza
- 12" Small Pizza $13.81Base Sauces: Red, pesto, white, BBQ, buffalo, and ranch
- Swirls $1.49Ranch, pesto, hot honey, or buffalo · Substitute Vegan Cheese
- 16" Large Pizza $15.81Base Sauces: Red, pesto, white, BBQ, buffalo, and ranch
Pizza by the Slice
- Cheese $2.69
- Daily Specialty $3.99
Idiot Suggestions
- The Godfather $19.81Italian sausage, onion, green pepper
- Village Special $22.81Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, green pepper, onion, black olive
- Kamikaze $19.81Ham, pineapple, jalapeno
- Italian $19.81Ham, pepperoni, salami
- Jason “The Bud Man” Special $22.81Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, onion, extra cheese
- Park Avenue $21.81Artichoke, spinach, garlic, tomato, grilled chicken
- Freshman Fifteen $20.81Pepperoni, extra cheese, side of ranch
- Rajun Cajun $20.81Cajun chicken, onion, tomato, jalapeno
- The Barnyard $23.91Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushroom, ham, roasted red pepper, jalapeno, extra cheese
- Fat Hawaiian $19.81Ham, pineapple, bacon
- The Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy $21.81Pepperoni, Italian sausage, ham, ground beef
- Pesto Primavera $23.81Pesto base, artichoke, mushroom, tomato
- White Pizza Paradise $20.81White base, roasted red pepper, caper, onion, garlic
- Greek $21.81Black olive, feta, tomato, onion, caper
- The Octopus' Garden $21.81Spinach, broccoli, tomato, green pepper, mushroom, onion
- Italian Flag $19.81White base, spinach, tomato, garlic
- BBQ Chicken $19.81BBQ base, grilled chicken, cheddar, onion
- Rucker $20.81Ranch base, grilled chicken, bacon
- Chicken Hibachi $21.81Teriyaki base, chicken, broccoli, red onion, with a swirl of sriracha and yum yum sauce
- Zambini $23.81Pesto base, tomato, onion, Italian sausage, jalapeno
- Buffalo Chicken $19.81Buffalo sauce base, grilled chicken, topped with a swirl of hot sauce & either ranch or bleu cheese
- Sorensen’s Great White North $23.81White base, bacon, Italian sausage
- Chicken Mediterranean $23.81Pesto base, grilled chicken, feta, tomato, onion
- All specialty pies also available in 12″ for $3 less than list price.
- Ham, pepperoni, salami $22.81Jason “The Bud Man” Special
- Ham, pineapple, bacon $21.81The Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy
- 2 Cannolis $7.00
- Dough Pillows $8.99
Something Sweet
- 2 Cannolis $7.00Two mini cannoli shells filled with chocolate chip cream
- Dough Pillows $8.99Fried Beignet dough tossed in sugar
Bone Dips
- Warm cheese fondue $3.00
- Italian "Dirty" fondue $3.50
Extra Sauces
- Ranch or Blue Cheese 2oz - $1.00 / 4oz - $2.00
- 2oz - $.60 4oz - $1.00
Wing Flavors or Salad Dressings
- 8 Wings $14.99
- Wing Basket $15.99
MKT
- Chicken Fingers $12.99
- Toss them in any of our wing flavors for $1.49
- Chicken Finger Basket $14.99
- Toss them in any of our wing flavors for $1.49
- Celery with Ranch or Blue Cheese $3.99
Idiot Salad
- Side $3.99
- Individual $6.99
- Family $9.99
Idiot Greek Salad
- Side $4.99
- Individual $8.99
- Family $12.99
- Grilled Chicken Salad $15.89
- Antipasto Salad $15.89
- 12" Small Pizza $13.81
- Swirls $1.49
- Toppings $1.99Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ground beef, mushroom, onion, black olive, tomato, garlic, green pepper, banana pepper, jalapeño pepper, pineapple, green olive, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichoke
- Premium Toppings $2.69Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red pepper, kalamata olive, ricotta cheese, bacon, ham, salami, anchovy, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomato, broccoli, caper
- 16" Large Pizza $15.81
- Toppings $2.49Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ground beef, mushroom, onion, black olive, tomato, garlic, green pepper, banana pepper, jalapeño pepper, pineapple, green olive, cheddar cheese, spinach, artichoke
- Premium Toppings $3.19Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red pepper, kalamata olive, ricotta cheese, bacon, ham, salami, anchovy, pepperoncini, provolone cheese, sun dried tomato, broccoli, caper
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