Your Only Friend menu (As of 10/29)

1114 9th St NW, Washington, DC

Beer

• Between Bread $18.00
• Caul Me Maybe (vg) $18.00Roasted Cauliflower, vegan mayo*, Maggi Seasoning, pickled daikon & carrot, cukes, jalapeño, cilantro, soft roll *Duke’s Mayo available upon request ALLERGY ALERT: SOY!!!
• The Sub Club $18.00Smoked turkey, bacon, Swiss, fancy pants ranch, shreddy letty, shaved onions, parm, dill pickles, soft roll. ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, EGG, SOY!!!
• Mort & Mootz $18.00Mortadella, mozzarella, shreddy letty, shaved onions, Duke's Mayo, pickled red pep relly, soft roll, hoag dressing on the side ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, EGG, SOY!!!
• Chicky Pep No. 2 $18.00Nonna-style chicky cutty, pep (pepperoni) bolo, various Italian cheeses, Italian-style garlic anchovy Duke's Mayo, roasted long hots, OG breadstick dust, soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: ANCHOVY, DAIRY, EGG, SOY!!! - CONTAINS PORK
• Spicy Panes con Pavo $18.00Salvadorian braised turkey, curtido, salted cucumber, Crystal Hot Sauce fried chili oil, Duke’s Mayo, Mustard, served cold like a leftover dream on a soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: PEANUTS, SESAME, EGG, SOY!!!
• Hot Nug $18.00Fast-food style chicken nugget, Nashville hot sauce, chicken-style Duke’s Mayo, bread & butter pickles, sesame seed bun ALLERGY ALERT: SESAME, CELERY, DAIRY, EGG!!!
• Crispy & Juicy-style (v) $18.00Hashbrown, charcoal carrots, Peruvian yellow sauce, shreddy letty, shaved onions, soft roll. * vegan Peruvian yellow sauce available upon request. ALLERGY ALERT: SOY, DAIRY, EGG, ACTIVATED CHARCOAL!!!
• The RPG $18.00Char siu roast pork, garlic Duke’s Mayo, Cantonese-style Bok Choy, hot duck sauce, soft roll ALLERGY ALERT: SOY, SESAME, EGGS!!!
• Everything Else $8.00
• Miso Chex Mix $8 / $10Various Chex, Miso, Sesame, Honey, Chili Powder ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY & SESAME, SOY, GLUTEN!!!
• Pimento Cheese $10.00Pimento Cheese, Potato Chips ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY & EGGS!!!
• Cacio e Pepe Fries $10.00Seasoned fries, cacio e pepe pow-pow, Calabrian chili special sauce ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, SOY, EGGS, GLUTEN!!!
• Cool Ranch Onion Rings $10.00Doritos(ish) Cool Ranch pow-pow, beer-battered onion rings, fancy ranch dipper ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, SOY, EGGS, GLUTEN!!!
• Caramelized Shallot Dip $10 / $12Caramelized shallots, various creams, chives, everything bagel spice, Gardetto's Rye Chips ALLERGY ALERT: DAIRY, SOY, EGGS, WHEAT, SESAME!!!
• Dope Beetz (Sort-a Salad)(vg) $12 / $4Roasted golden beets, tamari poké-esque dressing, espelette pepper, herbs, crispy shallots, furikake ALLERGY ALERT: SESAME and SOY!!!
• Zapp’s Classic Potato Chips $4.00
• Zapp's Voodoo Potato Chips $4.00
• Dessert $8.00
• Atlantic Beach Pie $8 / $10Citrus custard, saltine cracker crust, flaky sea salt. ALLERGY ALERT: EGG, DAIRY, GLUTEN!!!
• Dessert Du Jour $10.00Something sweet, not always promised — ask what’s sweet today.
• Sodas $4.00
• Glass bottle Coke $4.00
• Diet Coke $4.00
• Topo Chico $4.00
• Cheerwine $4.00
• Blenheim "Hot" Ginger Ale $4.00
• Cocktails $16.00
• Rum & Clear Cola $16.00Salvadorian White Rum, Crystal Clear Cola, Acid Phosphate
• Dole Whip $16.0012-Year Rum & Theme-Park-Style Dole Whip Soda
• Irish Cream Soda $16.00Irish Whiskey & Clarified Cream Sodar Pop
• House Twisted Tea $16.00Orange Vodka, French Sweet Vermouth, Lemon Cordial, Southern Tea
• Midori Ecto-Cooler $16.00Midori, Cointreau, Melon Cordial, Lemon, Aquafaba

Celery Gimlet

• Gin, Celery Shrub, Lime $16.00
• Amaretto Sour $16.00Amaretto, Armagnac, Salted Oloroso Orgeat, Lemon, Aquafaba

Sherry Appletini

• Manzanilla, Apple Pucker, Lemon $16.00
• Espresso Martini $16.00Tequila, Malted Brown Sugar, Coffee Liqueur, Salted Cold Brew
• Clean Dirty Martini $16.00Vodka, Sherry Vermouth Blend, Clarified Olive Brine
• Rugbrød $16.00Rye Whiskey, Danish Aquavit, Birch Honey, Salt, Aromatic Bitters

Inception Old Fashioned

• Bourbon, OF Cordial, Citrus Oils $16.00
• Clarified Orange Julius $16 / $14Vodka, Aperol, Salted Orange Sugar, Super Orange Juice, Clarified Vanilla Cream
• Spirit-Free Rum & Clear Cola $14.00NA White Rum, Crystal Clear Cola, Acid Phosphate
• Spirit-Free Marg $14 / $16Spiritless Jalisco 55 Salted Agave, Lime, Citrus Oil
• Spirit-Free OF $16.00Spiritless Kentucky 74, Birch Honey, Salt, NA Aromatic Bitters
• Wine $16.00
• White Wine $16.00Les Equilibristes, Languedoc, Picpoul Blanc 2021
• Orange Wine $16.00Le Lunes, Macerated White California, 2022
• Rose Wine $16.00Early Moutain, Rose Virginia, 2022
• Red Wine $16.00Common Wealth Crush, Family Meal, Shenandoah, VA, Red Blend 2022

Bubbles

• Fermi Boehgas, Spain, Cava, NV $16.00
• Beer $4.00
• Yellow Beer (ask server for today's selection) $4 / $8
• Founder's All Day IPA $8.00
• Sour Beer (ask server for today's selection) $8 / $10
• Brooklyn Cider, Little Wild $10 / $8
• Athletic NA Beer $8.00

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