The Royale$4.00The classic hamburger. Two smashed all-beef patties, seared to perfection, with fresh tomato, iceberg lettuce, housemade 1000 island between a butter-toasted brioche bun.
The Royale with Cheese$5.00The classic cheeseburger. Two smashed all-beef patties, seared to perfection, topped with American cheese, fresh tomato, iceberg lettuce, housemade 1000 island between a butter-toasted brioche bun.
The Double Royale with Cheese$7.00Our Classic Cheese Burger with double the meat.
The Big Kahuna$10.00"That's that Hawaiian joint." Two smashed all-beef patties with American cheese, atop BBQ sauce, jalapenos, tomato, and lettuce, topped off with grilled spam and caramelized pineapple.
The Charming Pig$10.00The Royale with cheese topped with crispy carnitas. This is definitely 10 times more charming than that Armold on Green Acres.
The Apollo$10.00Our tribute to an OSU Campus "klasik". Topped with thinly sliced gyro meat and Apollo's famous tzatziki sauce.
Quesadillas$8.00Cheese
Crispy Chicken$10.00
Ground Beef$10.00
Crispy Carnitas$10.00
The Original American$4.00Fried in beef tallow.
Duck Fat Fries$6.00Fried in duck fat, of course.
House Made Chili Cheese Sauce$2.00
Chicken Tenders$10.00Choice of buffalo, honey mustard, ranch, bleu cheese, or BBQ.