The Thirsty Gnome

5044 NE Parvin Rd, Kansas City, MO

Menu (As of 10/30)

Shareables

• Southwest Chicken Eggrolls $11.95
• Gnome Stools $10.95
• Ultimate Nachos $13.95Tortilla chips heaped with white queso, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapeños, salsa, and sour cream
• Chips & Dip $6.95/Salsa / $8.95/Queso
• Loaded Cheese Fries $12.95One pound of fries topped with bacon, creamy blanco queso, melted cheddar, and chopped jalapeños
• Cheesesticks $10.95
• Wings $13.95
• Chicken Tenders $10.95
• Quesadilla $12.95

Salads

• House Salad $12.95
• Buffalo Chicken Salad $15.95
• Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad $14.95

The Burger Forge

• Thirsty's Burger $14.957oz beef patty, tomato, pickles, lettuce, onion. Seasoned with our proprietary blend of spices •
• Southwest Cheeseburger $16.95
• Buttons & Bacon $16.95
• Gnome Melt $16.95

Sandwiches & Wraps

• Pork Tenderloin $14.95
• Buffalo Tender Wrap $15.95
• BLT $11.95
• Reuben $15.95
• Buffalo Tender Sandwich $15.95

Thin & Crispy Pizza

• Cheese $8.95/9" / $13.95/14"
• Supreme $12.95/9" / $17.95/14"
• White Garlic $11.95/9" / $16.95/14"
• Chicken Caeser $11.95/9" / $16.95/14"
• Gnomeroni $9.95/9" / $14.95/14"
• Buffalo Chicken $11.95/9" / $16.95/14"
• BBQ Chicken $11.95/9" / $16.95/14"
• Bacon Cheesburger $12.95/9" / $17.95/14"
• Toppings $1 Each
• Premium Sauces $1 Each

Sides

• French Fries $3.75/Side / $5.95/Basket
• Onion Rings $4.95/Side / $7.95/Basket
• Country Style Green Beans $3.95
• Carrots & Celery $2.95
• Side Salad $4.95
• Side Caesar Salad $4.95Side of Dressing or Sauce

Thirsty Burger & Fries

• Wednesday $11.95
• Your choice of 6 Wings & Fries, or just wings for $1.50 each (Minimum 6)
• Thursday $1.75Beef tacos, hard or soft with lettuce, cheese & house made salsa
• Pizza, Salad & Wings $16.95
• Saturday $13.95

Rueben & Fries

• Sunday $11.95

Drafts

• Miller Lite $4.25
• Yuengling Flight $4.25
• Pabst Blue Ribbon $3.75
• Busch Light $4.00
• Blue Moon $6.00
• Big Grove Easy Eddy IPA $6.50
• Goose Island IPA $6.00
• Modelo $6.50

Specialties

• Nome - A - Rita $8.00
• Gnome Punch $7.50
• Gnaughty Gnome $7.50

Signature Cocktails

• Gnome Punch $7.50
• Naughty Gnome $7.50
• Gnome-A-Rita $8.00
• Spicy Margarita $8.00

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