Clandestino
4112 Pennsylvania Ave, Kansas City, MO
Menu (As of 10/30)
Starters
- Guacamole & Chips $10.00Avocado / Onion & Cilantro / Lime Juice / Serrano
French Fries
- Classic French Fries $6.00
- Ceviche Al Fresco $17.00Shrimp / Onion & Cilantro / Lime Juice / Tomato / Salsa Valentina
Westport Nachos
- Cheese Flatbread $12.00Pesto Sauce Bed on Flatbread / Mozzarella Cheese
Cantina Burritos
- Asada Burrito $15.0012" Flour Tortilla / Asada/ Onion / Cilantro / Rice / Beans / Monterrey Jack Cheese
- Birria Burrito $15.0012" Flour Tortilla / Birria / Onion / Cilantro / Rice / Beans / Cheddar Monterrey Jack Cheese / Side of Consommé
- Chicken Burrito $15.0012" Flour Tortilla / Chicken / Onion / Cilantro / Rice / Beans / Monterrey Jack Cheese
- Al-Pastor Burrito $15.0012" Flour Tortilla / Al-Pastor / Onion / Cilantro / Rice / Beans/ Cheddar Monterrey Jack Cheese
The Tacos
- Asada Tacos $15.00Asada Meat / Onion & Cilantro / Melted Cheese
- Quesa-Birria Tacos $15.00Birria Meat / Corn Torrtillas / Mozzarella / Onion & Cilantro / Consommé
- Chicken Tacos $15.00Chicken / Corn Tortilla / Onion & Cilantro / Melted Cheese
- Al-Pastor Tacos $15.00Al-Pastor / Corn Tortilla / Onion & Cilantro / Melted Cheese
- Baja Fish Tacos $15.00Fried Pollock Fish / Corn Tortilla / Onion / Cabbage Mix / Balsamic Vinaigrette / Cilantro
- Camaron Tacos $15.00Fried Shrimp / Corn Tortilla / Onion / Cabbage Mixed With Balsamic Vinaigrette / Cilantro
Quesadillas
- Asada Quesadilla $15.00Asada Meat / Flour Tortilla / Pico de Gallo / Mozzarella Cheese / Sour Cream
- Chicken Quesadilla $15.00Chicken / Flour Tortilla / Pico de Gallo / Mozzarella Cheese / Sour Cream
- Al-Pastor Quesadilla $15.00Al-Pastor / Flour Tortilla / Pico de Gallo / Mozzarella Cheese / Sour Cream
- Birria-Dilla $17.0012" Flour Tortilla / Birria / Onion & Cilantro / Mozzarella / Consomme
- Pizza-Dilla $35.00Two 12" Flour Tortillas / Mozzarella / Birria / Onion & Cilantro / Side of Consommé / Chiles Toreados
Desserts
- Churros $10.00Cream Cheese Filled Churros / Cinnamon / Berry Mix Sauce / Chocolate Sauce / Caramel
- Cheesecake $10.00Classic Cheesecake / Berry Mix / Whipped Cream
Mexi-Favorites
- Paloma $12.00Tequila / Fiero Vermouth / Lime Juice / Orange Juice / Squirt Soda
- La Maria $12.00Hibiscus Infused Tequila / Lime Juice / Sugar Cane Syrup / Squirt Soda
- El Lindo $12.00Chile Ancho Infused Vodka / Tamarindo Liquor / Pineapple Juice /
- Mexican in KC $12.00Mezcal / Whiskey / Tamarindo Syrup / Orange Bitters / Angostura Bitters
- Sangria Roja $12.00House Red Wine / Brandy / Peach Liquor / Orange Juice
- Dragon's Kiss $12.00Dragon Fruit Infused Gin / Blackberry Liquor / Lime Juice / Simple Syrup
Classic Margarita
- Tequila / Brix Margarita Mix $10.00
- Mango Touch $10.00Mezcal or Tequila / Brix Margarita Mix / Mango Puree
- Spicy Life $10.00Tequila / Muddled Serrano / Brix Margarita Mix
- Love is a Peach $10.00Tequila / Peach Puree / Brix Margarita Mix
- Hibiscus-Rita $10.00Tequila / Hibiscus Syrup / Brix Margarita Mix
- Mr. Tamarindo $10.00Tequila / Tamarindo Syrup / Brix Margarita Mix
- Berry Hermosa $10.00Tequila / Strawberry Puree / Brix Margarita Mix
- Watermelon Splash $10.00Tequila / Watermelon Puree / Brix Margarita Mix
- Like Water $10.00Tequila / Muddled Cucumber / Brix Margarita Mix
Lemon Drop Shot
- Bright, Zesty, & Sweet Tart $9.00
Cosmo Shot
- Smooth, Tangy, & Slightly Sweet $9.00
Spill The Tea
- Peachy, Sweet, & Fizzy $9.00
Mexa-Lollipop
Cerveza
- Negra Modelo $5.00
- Modelo Especial $5.00
- Corona $5.00
- Corona Zero (Non Alcoholic) $5.00
- Pacifico $5.00
- BLVD Tank 7 $8.00
- Michelob Ultra $5.00
- Rotating Beer $5.00
Good Old Classics
- Pisco Sour $12.00Pisco / Egg White / Lemon Juice / Simple Syrup
- X-Press Yourself $12.00Tequila or Vodka / Cold Brew / Licor 43 / Vanilla Syrup / Coffee Liquor
- To The Cosmos $12.00Citrus Vodka / Naranja Licor Mexico / Lime Juice / Cranberry Juice / Citrus Syrup
- Drop That Lemon $12.00Citron / Limoncello / Lemon Juice / Citrus Syrup
Well Flight
- 4 Mini Margaritas $20.00Mango / Strawberry / Peach / Watermelon
Mi Campo Flight
- 4 Mini Margaritas $25.00Mango / Strawberry / Peach / Watermelon
- Airplane Flight $50.005 Mini Mixed Shots
Aguas Frescas
- Mango & Orange $5.00Orange Juice / Mango Puree / Brix Margarita Mix / Soda
- Horchata $5.00Sweet Cinnamon Rice Water With Milky Touch
- Mint & Cucumber $5.00Muddled Mint & Cucumber / Brix Margarita Mix / Soda
- Hibiscus & Strawberry $5.00Hibiscus Syrup / Strawberry Syrup / Brix Margarita Mix / Soda
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