Tony's Pizza Snacks$10.00Crispy wontons filled with a blend of cheese, pepperoni, marinara, and secrets. Served with ranch and marinara.
Chronic Fries (V)$7.00Our house fries with a secret spicy seasoning. Served with spicy avocado ranch. A must try!
Chili Cheese Fries$10.00Naked fries topped with beef chili, spicy queso & scallions.
Make it vegan - with vegan chorizo & vegan queso +1.5$10.00
Stuffed Tots$10 / $14Bacon & cheddar stuffed tater tots. They're as good as they sound. Served with a side of bleu cheese dressing.
Full Montie Nachos (V)$12.5 / $13.5House-fried tortilla chips topped with vegan chorizo, vegan queso, ranch, salsa, pickled jalapeños & cilantro.
Chicken Tenders$13.5 / $7Four chicken tenders served with Chronic Fries & a side of ranch. · CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER (V): buffalo hot, mild,
Real Chicken Wings$15.50Eight jumbo wings tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & bleu cheese dressing.
Poor Man's Potato Wings (V)$11 / $1210 breaded potato wedges tossed in your choice of sauce. Served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
Vegan Chick(pea) Wings (V)$12.00House-made garbanzo "wings" tossed in your choice of sauce, served with celery sticks & vegan ranch.
Burgers$14.00All burgers are 100% black-certified Angus beef, served on a potato bun with your choice of Chronic or naked fries. SUB: onion rings +2 | gluten-free bun +3 PLUS: You can make any burger a smashburger! Voted Best Burger in Grand Rapids 10 years in a row!
Classic American Smashburger$14 / $15Two 100% Angus beef patties smashed thin. Topped with white American cheese, grilled onions, sliced pickles, and yellow mustard.
Stella Blue$15 / $14Stuffed with white American cheese, topped with bleu cheese sauce, bacon, LTO, sliced pickles & a fried onion ring.
Government Cheese$14 / $14.25Stuffed & topped with white American cheese, LTO, sliced pickles & a fried onion ring.
Queso Jalapeño$14.25 / $15Stuffed with white American cheese, topped with spicy queso, LTO, sliced pickles, pickled jalapeños & a fried onion ring.
The Mr. Fables$15 / $13Topped with green olives, dirty martini mayo, lettuce, tomato, sliced pickles, Swiss cheese, & a fried onion ring.
Plain Burger$13.00Just the basics: lettuce, tomato, onion, sliced pickle, and a fried onion ring.
Mission Impossible Hawaii (V)$15 / $13.5Blackened Impossible Burger® patty, topped with a grilled pineapple ring, BBQ sauce, spinach, grilled peppers & onions on a pretzel bun.
Hippie Stuffed (V)$13.00House-made black bean & lentil burger, topped with vegan 1000 island & LTO on a pretzel bun.
Mushroom Swiss Burger (New)$15.75Garlic mayo, lettuce, tomato, Topped with balsamic mushrooms, swiss cheese, grilled onions & a fried onion ring.
Salads
Your Mom's Ramen Salad (Vt)$12.00Crunchy ramen noodles tossed with fresh romaine, cabbage, and toasted almonds in a zesty sesame vinaigrette.
Crispy Chick$13.00Green leaf lettuce loaded with cheddar cheese, fried chicken tenders, red onion & grape tomatoes. Served with a side of honey mustard dressing.
The Kimchi Sink Bowl$13.00Chilled couscous, balsamic mushrooms, vegan kimchi, grape tomatoes, green peas & avocado. Served with a side of sesame vinaigrette.
Favorites$12.00
Walking Taco$12 / $12.5Beef chili, cheddar cheese, shredded lettuce, cilantro lime sour cream & salsa served on top of Nacho Cheese Doritos.
Vegan Supreme (V)$12.00Vegan chorizo, cuban black beans, tostada shell, jalapeños, tomato & vegan cheese on a folded & grilled flour tortilla. Served with Chronic Fries.
Mac & Cheez-it (Vt)$12.00Mac cooked with gouda cheese sauce, topped with crushed Cheez-Its & scallions.
Angry Pig Tacos$12.00Spicy pork carnitas, cilantro slaw & cilantro lime sour cream on blue corn tortillas. Served with a side of salsa, spicy queso & house-fried tortilla chips.
Sandwiches & Wraps$14.50
Vegan Chicken Sandwich (V)$14.50 / $13Fried plant-based chicken patty topped with LTO & vegan ranch on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.
The Road Runner Wrap$13 / $12.50Fire-braised chicken, grilled peppers & onions, cabbage, tomato & cilantro lime sour cream wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with salsa & house-fried tortilla chips.
It's Not a Samosa Wrap (V)$12.50 / $13Spiced potatoes, green peas, onion, chickpeas & green goddess dressing wrapped in a sun-dried tomato & basil tortilla. Served with fresh pico & house-fried tortilla chips.
Blackberry Bacon Jam Grilled Cheese$13 / $12.50Melted brie, blackberry bacon jam & red onion on sourdough. Served with Chronic Fries.
Korean BBQ PULLED PORK (NEW)$12.50 / $13.50Pulled pork, bourbon bbq, vegan kimchi & vegan wasabi mayo on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.
Mushroom PULLED "PORK" (V) (NEW)$13.50 / $13Mushrooms, bourbon bbq, vegan kimchi & vegan wasabi mayo on a pretzel bun. Served with Chronic Fries.
BLT$13.00Sourdough, bacon, lettuce, tomato, garlic aioli. Served with Chronic Fries.
Hot Dogs
Chili Cheese Dog$10.00Beef chili, shredded cheddar & diced onions.
Stella Blue Dog (New)$10.00Bleu cheese sauce, bacon bits & diced pickle.
Queso Dog (New)$10.00Spicy queso, diced jalapeños & onions.
Kimchi Wasabi Dog (New)$10.00Vegan Kimchi, vegan wasabi mayo & fried ramen bits.
Desserts$5.00
Ice Cream Sandwich$5.00Rotating flavor, ask your server for details! Hand-made ice cream sandwich filled with a large scoop of Hudsonville ice cream, between two baked cookies.