Smokey Burrito$95.00Crispy bacon, Nueske's ham, scrambled egg, cheese, potato chips, chipotle, mayo
Platters
Donut Platter$60.0026 of our infamous, vegan-friendly cake donuts. Flavors change daily, inquire for options
It Gets Butter Platter$60.00Serves 15. 40 savory fresh baked bites--choose from cheesy herb biscuit, cheesy herb cornbread (gf), or mix; choice of two 8 oz containers of spreads
Lil Smack Platter$60.00Includes five (5) vegan blueberry muffins, five (5) GF chocolate chip cookies, and ten (10) slices GF/vegan double chocolate pepita bread!
Quiche Platter
Veggie & Cheese (Chef's Choice)$55.00
Bacon, Onion, & Cheddar$60.00
Toast Platter
Biscuits$24.00
Cornbread (GF)$24.00
Sourdough (vegan)$24.00
Focaccia (gf/v)$40.00
Mix of Breads (Indicate Below)$35.00
Bagel Platter
Bagel Platter$55.00
Make it a Lox Platter! 1 pound wild caught salmon, plus tomatoes, cucumbers, capers + red onions$125.00
Savory Sides
Bacon Slices$40.0012 servings (2 slices/person)
Breakfast Taters$30.00 / $60.00Yukon gold potatoes fried to perfection and tossed in old bay seasoning half serves 8-15/full serves 15-25
Breakfast Hash
Hash Tray (Serves 10-12)$75.00
With Scrambled Egg$100.00
Life-Changing Breakfast Sammies
Classic Platter$50.006 sammies with a choice of protein, mayo + bread
BYOS: Build Your Own Sammie Platter$58.006 sammies with choice of bread, protein, mayo, and jam. Additional protein upgrades available!
Balsamic Onion Jam
Bacon Jam$5.00
Bestest Platter
Bestest$85.00
Beyond Bestest$85.00
Vegan Bestest$88.00
Green Egg Platter$75.006 sammies with onion jam, chive mayo, and buttery kale with choice of egg (just egg for v option)
Fresh Fruit Platter
Half Tray (Serves 8-10)$55.00
Full Tray (Serves 15-20)$105.00
Individual 9 oz cups (minimum 6)$6.00 per each
Breakfast Scrambles
Classic Scramble$60.00Made with cage-free eggs, scrambled in butter (can be scrambled in oil for dairy-free)
Greens Scramble$65.00Mix of eggs and sauteed dino kale
Veg Out Scramble$75.00Mix of eggs, kale, onions, peppers + mushrooms
"Dad" Scramble$80.00Mix of eggs, Nueske's ham, onions + kale
With Wisconsin cheddar$15.00
With Nueske's ham$30.00
With house chix or pork sausage$25.00
With vegan cheese$20.00
With beyond veggie sausage$30.00
Beverages
Local Halfwit Drip Coffee (96oz hot)$26.00
Chicory Cafe du Monde Drip Coffee (96oz hot)$23.00
Halfwit Coldbrew
5 gal$19.00
1 gal$34.00
House-Made Golden Chai$35.00
Gallon House Lemonade$25.00
Gallon Seasonal Fruit Lemonade$28.00
One (1) gallon$35.00
Organic Simple Syrup
Dry Goods: Plates, Napkins/Flatware$0.50please add this option if you need forks, plates, napkins, etc. Add more on like cups/lids/stirrers