Squadron Tee - Ride the Lightning$25.00Our signature squadron shirt, featuring the F-35B on the back! This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtf
Squadron Tee - WORLD'S OKAYEST 3-WIRE$25.00The arrested carrier landing prefers a 3-wire catch. The best grade a pilot can achieve is "OK", underlined. Grab this for the Navy person in your life! This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products
Squadron Tee - Fighter Not a Lover$25.00Featuring the F-16 Viper This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Squadron Tee - BRRRRT$25.00Featuring the Tank Buster, the Hog itself, the A-10 Thunderbolt II.
Squadron Tee - Heavy Bomber$25.00Featuring the B1 Lancer, aka the "B-ONE". While technically a bomber, it has four afterburners, and can fly 15,000 miles away, drop over 120 bombs, and make it back to the US in about 30 hours. All in one mission. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it
Squadron Tee - In Thrust We Trust$25.00The F-15 Eagle has more thrust than any fighter jet ever made! • 100% cotton
Squadron Tee - We Own the Night$25.00Featuring the F-117 Nighthawk. "When It Absolutely Positively Has to be Destroyed Overnight"
Trucker Cap-Full Afterburner$25.00This six-panel trucker cap with a mesh back will be a comfy and classic choice for a perfect day in the sun. • Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm) • Mesh back • Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor • Plastic adjustable closure
Women's Racerback Tank - TAKE ME TO BED$25.00Featuring the famous silhouette from "Top Gun" make-out scene! This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an edgy touch. • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Joggers - Women's$45.00Congrats, you've found your next favorite sweatpants! Made from a soft cotton blend, these joggers feature a vibrant print that won't fade, so they can stay in your wardrobe for a long time. • 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane • Slim fit • Soft cotton-feel fabric face • Brushed fleece fabric in
Leggings with pockets$45.00Meet your new favorite pair of pocket leggings. Featuring a classic, high-waisted cut, exceptional comfort, and two practical side pockets, these leggings will support you during workouts and casual strolls around the city. Get yours now! • 82% polyester, 18% spandex • Peach-skin, four-way stretch f
Headband$11.50This soft, stretchy headband adds that extra bit of comfort for your workouts, while also being stylish enough to rock with a Friday-night look. Don’t miss out on getting your own! • Fabric composition: 82% polyester, 18% spandex • Moisture-wicking • One size fits all
Women's Racerback Tank Top - REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT$25.00For the discerning pilot's special lady. This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an edgy touch. • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Tank Top - UNDEFEATED$25.00Featuring the UNDEFEATED F-22 Raptor - America's not-so-secret weapon! • 100% combed and ringspun cotton
Tank Top - FIGHTER$25.00Featuring the F-16, the Air Force's #1 all-purpose fighter jet. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton
Squadron Shirt$28.00Fighter Jet Squadrons typically print the jet they fly right in the top center of the shirt, so that it shows through their zipped-up flight suit. • FULL AFTERBURNER CALZONES Logo on front • "So There I Was" in white on back + large Logo • 100% ring-spun cotton, Pre-shrunk Size guide LENGTHWIDTHS (i
Joggers - Men's$45.00Make your workouts more comfortable with these cotton blend joggers. They're soft on the outside, and even softer on the inside, so use them for a jog, or simply for lounging on the couch to binge your favorite show. • 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane • Slim fit • Soft cotton-feel fabric face
Trucker Cap - Remove Before Flight$25.00• Hard buckram front panels, Mesh back • Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor • Plastic adjustable closure • Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
Trucker Cap-Kick the Tires$25.00Classic trucker cap style with a cool fabric blend. • Structured, five-panel, high profile • Flat bill, Snapback closure • Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–58.4 cm) Size guide A (inches)B (inches)C (inches)D (inches)One size 20 ½-⅝4 ½2 ⅝7 ½
Long Sleeve Tee$30.00Our Squadron Tee, but long sleeve. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Squadron Tee - Big Fighter Forever$25.00Featuring "The Big Fighter" - the infamous F-14 Tomcat, with our squadron logo on front chest so it'll show in your flight suit.
Fighter Jet Bandana$20.00Fighter Jets Bandana with Full Afterburner Calzones, and "So There I Was..." in the corner.
Squadron Tee - NAZI KILLER$25.00The P-51 Mustang, responsible for taking down more Nazi aircraft than any other. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Specials
Sierra Hotel Calzone (Special)$17.00aka Our latest "Special". In fighter pilot speak: high praise; the pilot's favorite and all-purpose expression of approval. Currently: MOJO CRIOLLO HAM | CHICKEN | DIJON MUSTARD | DILL PICKLE | SWISS
Cloud 9's$11.75Four apple-filled calzone bites with sweet apple chunks and cream cheese filling, baked golden brown and finished with cinnamon and powdered sugar.
Cheese Bombs$8.503 rolls of our golden crispy signature dough filled with a gooey blend of mozzarella and creamy ricotta. Add additional ingredients if you like.
Fast Movers$4.50Our delicious dough, cut into 5 breadsticks, perfect for dipping!
Vegan Sidewinders$8.506 oz of delicious vegan meatballs with a side of Marinara. These are outrageous - try them even if you're not vegan. Choose a vegan dipping sauce, too! *Contains Gluten
Sidewinders$6.50Gluten Free Meatballs | Sweet Chili Sauce
Chaff$4.508 bite-sized, golden-baked dough bites served with your choice of dipping sauce. Because sometimes the best countermeasure is carbs.
Extra Dipping Sauces
Sweet Chili Sauce$1.50Sweet Baby Ray's Sweet Chili Sauce
Marinara$1.00Sweet, chunky, crushed tomatoes, delicately seasoned with extra virgin olive oil, onion, black pepper, oregano, and parsley
Frank's Buffalo Sauce$1.502 oz. Frank's Buffalo Sauce
Ranch$2.00A creamy dressing made from rich buttermilk and a blend of fresh herbs, perfect for salads, dipping, or drizzling over your favorite calzone
Garlic Butter$1.752 oz. Garlic Butte
Pesto$1.502 oz. Pesto
WHOLE BOTTLE Jet Fuel$17.00Carolina Reaper Hot Sauce. Be careful! JET FUEL is no joke. Wonderful flavor, but it'll make you sweat. 5 fl. oz. bottle.
Jet Fuel HOT Sauce$1.75Carolina Reaper Hot Sauce. 6 drops is enough!
Blue Cheese$1.50Surgically apply the best blue cheese in the world to every bite of your calzone! A 1.5 oz packet of Hidden Valley Blue Cheese.
WHOLE BOTTLE Sweet Problem$17.00Hot Honey made with Ghost Chile. Kick it up a notch, you're cleared hot. 5 fl. oz. bottle.
Vegan Ranch$2.25Follow Your Heart - NO Dairy or Eggs! Ingredients listed below: Vegenaise® (Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Filtered Water, Brown Rice Syrup, Apple Cider Vinegar, Soy Protein, Sea Salt, Mustard Flour, Lemon Juice Concentrate), Filtered Water, Apple Cider Vinegar, Olive Oil, Shelled Hemp Seeds, Cold-Pre
JP-7 Spicy Ranch$1.50Hidden Valley Ranch with FOUR DROPS of carolina reaper Jet Fuel hot sauce. "Extremely stable and surprisingly difficult to ignite." JP-7 is the jet propellant fuel developed for the SR-71 to attain Mach 3+.
Desserts
G-Force Cookies$8.00A half-pound gluten-free cookie loaded with too many chocolate chips, unapologetically packed with butter and sugar — definitely not vegan.
Homemade Apple Butter$1.75Trigger's special Homemade Apple Butter is AMAZING with our signature dough!
Fanboy Delights$4.00Trigger Happy Bakery brings you a delicious pinwheel cookie. Our signature sugar cookie dough, rolled with Nutella and cut into bite-size pieces. 6 cookies per order.
Bavarian Creme$1.50Donut filling to dip your dessert calzone!