Foolish Craig's Cafe

1611 Pearl St, Boulder, CO

Menu (As of 11/4)

Starters and Sides

• Millionaire Bacon $7.50With pure organic maple syrup
• gluten free $6.25Two Crêpes with Syrup
• Warm Brie $9.50With house pear-apple marmalade, toasted baguette

French Fries

• French Fries Small $5 / Large $8
• Beer Battered Onion Rings $6.95

• Side Spring Mix Green Salad $6.95onions, sprouts, croutons. Choice of dressing
• Biscuits & Sausage Gravy $7.95
• Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Turkey or Veggie Sausage $6.95
• Fresh Fruit Cup $5.25
• The Foolish Craig (Yum Bacon)* $16.95Bacon, mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, house potatoes topped with eggs and salsa (No side)
• Challah Frenchie Toast (All the Taste, None of The Attitude) $13.95With choice of hot strawberries, Nutella, hot pear-apple marmalade or fresh fruit
• Corned Beef Hash* "Best hash I've ever had!" - Corned Beef Illustrated $17.75In-house slow-braised Corned Beef, house potatoes, onions, green peppers, two eggs, and toast Featured on Triple D Nation
• The Burger $15.50Best burger in town, Angus Beef Burger, comes with lettuce, tomato, onion, add your choice of cheese, and side choice.

Pasture-Raised Eggs

• One $3.25
• Two $5.25
• Fresh Baked Toast $2.95
• House Potatoes or Grits $4.25

Breakfast Sammies & Tortillas

• Breakfast Bagel Sandwich $15.50Scrambled eggs, cheddar or cream cheese, tomato, and red onion on an everything bagel. Choice of bacon, sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo
• Millie's Breakfast Sandwich $15.50Vital Farm over medium egg, sausage patty, crispy hash brown potato, cheddar cheese, pickled red onions, chipotle mayo, grilled house-made bun

Focaccia Breakfast Sandwich

• greens, hot honey, on a grilled focaccia roll $15.50
• Bagel with Lox (Smoked Salmon) and Cream Cheese $13.00Everything bagel, capers, tomatoes, onions (No side)
• Breakfast Burrito $14.75Scrambled eggs, spiced black beans in our tortilla, topped with cheddar, smothered in our amazing pork green chili
• Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Carnitas, or Mexican Spiced Tempeh $2.75
• Foolish Huevos $15.95On a crêpe or tortilla, spiced black beans, house potatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, cheddar, salsa and two eggs (No side)
• Sam's Breakfast Tacos $15.25Three soft corn tortillas, scrambled eggs, onion, chorizo, bacon, cheddar, Raf's tomatillo red sauce, sour cream drizzle, pico de gallo, and black beans on the side (No side)
• Mateo's Chilaquiles $15.95House fried corn tortillas, simmered in-house Chilaquiles salsa, grilled Red Bird chicken, two over-easy eggs, black beans, queso fresco, sour cream, fresh cilantro (No side)

Crêpes

• The Foolish Craig (Yum Bacon) $16.95Bacon, mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, house potatoes topped with eggs and salsa (No side)
• Altitude Adjustment $16.50Ham, green peppers, onions, scrambled eggs, cheddar
• The Blintz $14.50Two crêpes filled with strawberry compote, cream cheese, and whipped cream. Topped with banana and fresh strawberries (No side)
• Duxelles (We Can't Say It Either) $14.50Portobello mushrooms, button mushrooms, onions, and shallots sautéed in butter, Swiss cheese, and velouté sauce
• Breast O' Pesto $16.95Red Bird chicken breast, pesto, onion, sun-dried tomatoes, cheddar
• Hot Strawberry & Nutella Crêpe $11.95Strawberries cooked with brown sugar, butter, and cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)
• Whole Thing Crêpe $11.95Caramelized walnuts and bananas, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)

Butter Rum Caramel Crêpe Cake

• (No Side) $9.95Featured on diners, drive-ins, and dives

Sweet, Sweet Breakfast

• marmalade or fresh fruit $13.95
• Challah Frenchie Toast, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits $16.95Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Belgian Waffles

• Nutella or fresh fruit $12.75
• Belgian Waffle, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits $16.95Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Chicken and Waffle

• cheesy grits $16.95
• Buttermilk Pancakes, Two Eggs & Potatoes or Cheesy Grits $16.95Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo
• Chocolate Chip Pancakes $11.95
• Buttermilk Blueberry Pancakes $11.95Velvety Hollandaise, poached Vital Farms pasture-raised eggs*, English mun, house potatoes, or cheesy grits.

Chorizo Benedict

• Featured on Triple D Nation $16.75
• Crab Cake Benedict $17.50Lump and claw crabmeat, corn, panko
• Daily's Thick Cut Honey Cured Bacon or Applewood Smoked Ham $15.95
• Smoked Salmon Benedict $17.50Tomatoes, onions, capers
• Smashed Avocado, Spinach, and Roma Tomatoes $16.50
• Fried Chicken Benedict $16.50Sausage gravy or Hollandaise

Three-Egg Omelets

• The Boulder $16.95Broccoli, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheddar with pesto or salsa
• Brie Foolish $16.95Brie, bacon, fresh pears
• Martin's California Omelet $16.95Bacon, tomato, avocado, white cheddar, sour cream, topped with green onion
• Mexicali Blues $15.50Spiced black beans, cheddar, house guacamole, salsa, sour cream
• Fool's Paradise $16.95(Denver - Get it?) Onions, applewood smoked ham, mushrooms, green peppers, cheddar

Classic Foolish Breakfast

• Featured on Triple D Nation $17.75
• A Bunch of Hooey* $14.75peppers, broccoli, two eggs and toast

Avocado Toast and Egg

• 1 for $9.50
• 2 for $16.50

Chorizo Hash

• and toast $14.00
• Two Pastured Eggs (Any Style) and Toast $11.75
• With bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo $14.75
• Southern Breakfast Combo $16.95Biscuits and house sausage gravy, two eggs, choice of bacon or sausage
• Topped with cilantro lime butter $16.95
• House sausage gravy and toast $16.95
• Tofu Scramble $14.95Tofu, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, sautéed in peanut sauce with or without eggs
• Tempeh Egg Scramble $14.00Mexican Spiced Tempeh, two cage free scrambled eggs, house potatoes, jalapenos, onions, roasted red peppers, spinach, hot honey drizzle
• Breakfast Bagel Sandwich $12.00Everything bagel, tomatoes, onions, cheddar cheese. Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage, or chorizo
• Buttermilk Pancakes $9.00(2 pancakes), whipped butter, pancake syrup, Strawberry jam
• (2 pancakes), whipped butter, pancake syrup $10.00

Burgers & Sandwiches

• The Burger $15.50Best burger in town, Angus Beef Burger, comes with lettuce, tomato, onion, add your choice of cheese, and side choice.
• Hippie Brunch Burger (It's back!) $17.95Sauteed jalapenos, thick cut honey cured bacon, fried egg, house 1,000 island dressing, grilled brioche bun
• Chris's BAR Burger $17.95Thick cut honey cured bacon, smashed avocado, house-made ranch dressing, white cheddar, grilled brioche bun
• Veggie Black Bean Burger $15.95Smashed avocado, pickled red onions, baby spinach, grilled brioche bun
• Mitch's Fried Chicken Sandwich $16.95Fried breaded chicken, hot honey, cole slaw, spicy pickle chips, grilled brioche bun
• Philly Steak Sandwich $16.95Thinly-sliced sirloin, grilled onions, mushrooms, green peppers, provolone, house baguette
• Blackened Salmon BLT $16.95Blackened salmon, bacon, lettuce, Roma tomato, lemon-garlic aioli, toasted bun
• Reuben - "Outta This World!" - Corned Beef Illustrated $17.95In-house slow-braised corned beef or turkey, sauerkraut, 1,000 Island, Swiss cheese, grilled house rye
• Grilled Chicken Club $16.95Red Bird chicken, guacamole, bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey don, house wheat
• The Cubano $15.95Slow-braised House Carnitas, ham, Swiss cheese, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo, mustard, house baguette
• BLT Guacamole $15.95On choice of toasted house-made bread with thick cut honey cured bacon. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

Cranberry Walnut Chicken Salad

• Roasted Turkey, Pesto, and Swiss $15.95Roasted turkey breast, Swiss cheese, pesto, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo. Choice of house-made bread
• Caprese $15.95Fresh mozzarella, roma tomatoes, fresh basil, spinach, pesto, balsamic vinaigrette on house-made baguette
• Mediterranean Hummus Sandwich $15.95House-made hummus, cucumber, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, garlic aioli. Choice of house-made bread

Huge Salads & House-Made Soups

• Cobb Salad $15.95Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, sprouts, hard-boiled egg, croutons, ranch
• Seared Salmon Salad $16.95Spring mix greens, grilled broccoli, blue cheese crumbles, red onions, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, croutons, shallot vinaigrette
• Asian Pear Salad $15.95Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, fresh pears, green onions, cucumbers, toasted walnuts, crispy wontons, sesame ginger vinaigrette
• Spinach Walnut Salad $13.50Baby spinach, spring mix greens, bacon, toasted walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, blue cheese, cucumbers, red onions, tomatoes, shallot vinaigrette

House-Made Soups

• House-Made Soups Cup $5.50 / Bowl $7.50Please ask your server for our soups of the day

Coffee & Such

• Coffee $4.25Boulder organic fair trade
• Stok Cold Brew $5.75Black or vanilla
• Latte $5.60
• Mocha Latte with Whipped Cream $6.25
• Salted Caramel Latte $6.25
• Lauren's Lavender Oat Milk Latte $6.25
• Matcha Latte $6.25
• Hot Chocolate with Whipped Cream $3.75 / $5.25
• Pot of Tea $3.95Loose leaf tea from the tea spot
• Sherpa Chai $5.25Spicy or traditional
• Dirty Chai $6.50
• Americano $4.25
• Cappuccino $5.25
• Double Espresso $4.25

Juices, Lemonade, Iced Tea

• California Valencia Orange Juice $4 / $5.35
• Martinelli Apple Juice $4.00
• Simply Lemonade $3.50 / $5
• Arnold Palmer $4.25
• Iced Tea $3.75
• Kombucha $6.00Assorted flavors
• Coke products $3.80
• Milk $2.25 / $3.75Morning fresh dairy
• Chocolate Milk $2.95 / $3.75

Beer, Cider, Seltzer

• Canned Beer $6.00Avery IPA, Upslope Craft Lager, Odell Hazer Tag, SKA Mexican Logger, Avery White Rascal
• Original Sin Black Widow Cider Can $7.00
• Left Hand Nitro Stout $6.00
• Montucky Cold Snacks $4.00
• Various flavors $8.00
• Shot of Bulleit and A Beer $12.00

Bloody Marys

• Craig's Signature Bloody Mary $9.75House made Spiced Bloody Mary Mix with our infused vodka (jalapeños, sweet peppers, garlic, peppercorns, cilantro). Make it spicy with our Ghost Chill infused vodka!
• Ketel One or Tito's Bloody Mary $12.00
• Bacon Bloody Mary $12.00The signature bloody with honey cured bacon
• Bloody María $10.0021 Seeds cucumber jalapeño infused tequila, House Bloody Mary mix

Mimosas & Champagne Cocktails

• Mimosa $9.75Orange, cranberry, or grapefruit
• woMan-Mosa $13.75Pint of mimosa
• Maxwell's Beer-Mosa $10.50Upslope Craft Lager with orange juice (pint)
• Basil Lemon Mimosa $11.75Basil lemon infused vodka, simply lemonade, champagne
• Peach Blossom Mimosa $11.75Ketel One Botanical peach and orangle blossom, champagne, orange juice
• Pearmosa $11.75Breckenridge pear vodka, elderflower liqueur, champagne, orange juice
• Lavender Mimosa $11.00Simply lemonade, champagne, lavender syrup
• French $11.75Mile High Spirits Dever dry gin, champagne, lemonade
• Peach Bellini $12.00Champagne, peach purée

Spritzes & Brunch Cocktails

• Cucumber Mint Spritz $12.00Ketel One Botanical cucumber and mint, elderflower liqueur, lemonade, soda water, fresh mint
• Marisa's Hugo Spritz $12.00Champagne, elderflower liqueur, soda water, fresh mint, lime
• Aperol Spritz $12.00
• Cocorita $12.0021 Seeds Valencia orange tequila, pineappel juice, orange juice, coconut water
• Irish Coffee $9.50Slane Irish whiskey, Irish cream, coffee, whipped cream
• Irish Chai $9.50Sherpa chai, slane Irish whiskey, Irish cream
• House Margarita $11.00Astral tequila, fresh lime juice, orange liqueur, agave syrup, salt
• Breakfast Shot $10.75Slane Irish whiskey, butterscotch schnapps, orange juice, slice of bacon
• Bourbon Blackberry Lemonade $12.00Buffalo Trace bourbon, blackberry syrup, lemonade

Catering Menu

• Catering is offered for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and receptions serving parties of 10 or more (minimum order $100.00

Breakfast-Individual Boxes

• Bacon Burrito $12.00Bacon, cage free eggs, potatoes, cheddar cheese, pork green chili, flour tortilla
• Chorizo Burrito $12.00Chorizo, cage free eggs, potatoes, cheddar cheese, pork green chili, flour tortilla
• Veggie Burrito $12.00Sauteed onions, peppers, tomatoes, cage free eggs, potatoes, cheddar cheese, salsa, flour tortilla
• Bunch of Hooey $13.00House potatoes with mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli, scrambled eggs
• Tofu Scramble $13.00Roasted tofu, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, scrambled eggs, peanut sauce (can be on the side)
• Corned Beef Hash $15.00House braised Corned beef brisket, sauteed green peppers and onions, house potatoes (comes with scrambled egg on the side)

Gluten Free Pancakes

• Same toppings as regular pancakes $12.00
• Challah French Toast (neat) $10.00(2 pieces), whipped butter, pancake syrup, powdered sugar
• Challah French Toast Deluxe $14.00Thick sliced Challah Bread, pancake syrup, choice of Nutella, Hot Strawberries, or Apple-Pear Marmalade
• Gluten free French Toast $15.00Gluten free bread, same toppings as regular. Toppings available Hot Strawberries, Nutella, or Hot Apple-Pear Marmalade (Choice of 1)
• Altitude Adjustment Crepe (Savory) $14.00Ham, green peppers, onions, scrambled eggs, cheddar
• Whole Thing Crepe (Sweet) $12.50Caramelized walnuts and bananas, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon
• Granola, Yogurt, and Fresh Fruit $10.00
• Bagel with Lox (Smoked Salmon) and Cream Cheese $13.00Everything bagel, capers, tomatoes, onions (No side)
• Biscuits with Sausage Gravy & Scrambled Eggs $14.002 grilled buttermilk biscuits, smothered in gravy, with 3 cage free scrambled eggs.
• Loaded House Potatoes $17.00Oven roasted house potatoes, cage free scrambled eggs, sauteed onions and peppers, choice of proteins, cheddar cheese, side of pork green chili.
• Whole Thing Crêpe $11.95Caramelized walnuts and bananas, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)

Sides

• Bacon Side 2 Pieces $4
• Chorizo Sausage 2 Pieces $4
• Link Sausage 2 Pieces $4
• Turkey Sausage 2 Pieces $4
• Morningstar Veggie Sausage 2 Pieces $4
• Roasted House Potatoes $4.00
• Fresh Fruit $4.00
• Toast Side $2.50
• Egg Side $4.00
• Scrambled Egg White Side $6.00
• House Tortilla Chips or House Potato Chips $2 / 8 ounces $6 / 5 oz bottle $6
• Ketchup $6 / 10 ounce $5 / 10 ounces $4.25 / 8 o20 Ounce Bottle

Dessert

• Chocolate Chunk Cookie $3.75Large house baked chocolate chunk cookie.

Catering Packages

• Combos for $175, for 20-$325, for 30-$475

Side Selection

• Sams Taco Bar (For 10 People) $120.0020 corn tortillas, scrambled eggs, choice of bacon, chorizo, sauteed veggies, or tempeh, with lime crema, Raf's tomatillo taco sauce, shredded cheddar cheese, and green chili hollandaise
• Large Burritos $60.005 burritos, cut in half, cage free scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, seasoned house potatoes, choice of bacon, chorizo, sauteed veggies, tempeh, salsa side
• Buttermilk Pancakes $45.0010 medium pancakes, whipped butter, pancake syrup, choice of buttermilk straight up, blueberry, or chocolate chip.
• Challah French Toast $55.0010 slices thick sliced Challah Bread, whipped butter, pancake syrup

Lunch Sandwiches

• Large Salads $80.00Cobb or Asian Pear Salad for 5. Salad dressing on the side.

Sandwiches

• Turkey, Pesto, and Swiss $13.00Lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo and pesto
• Chicken Salad $13.00With sundried cranberries, red bird roasted chicken, lettuce, tomato, red onion, mayo
• Hummus Veggie (On Honey Wheat) $12.00House made hummus, Mediterranean tapenade of roasted red peppers, kalamata olives and pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, red onion, sprouts, garlic aioli
• Caprese $13.00Fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, fresh basil and spinach, balsamic vinaigrette, pesto
• BLT Guacamole $13.00Toasted baguette, daily’s honey bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, guacamole
• Cubano $14.00House braised pulled pork, smoked applewood ham, Swiss cheese, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo, mustard
• Pulled Pork $14.00House braised pulled pork, brioche bun, BBQ sauce, pickles, Cole Slaw side (make your own sandwich so buns don’t get soggy)

Large Salads

• Asian Pear $15.95Red Bird chicken breast, spring mix greens, fresh pear, green onions, cucumbers, toasted walnuts, crispy wontons, house sesame ginger vinaigrette
• Cobb Salad $14.00Red bird chicken, spring mix greens, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, sprouts, hard-boiled egg, croutons, house ranch dressing
• Spinach Walnut Salad $15.95Red bird chicken, fresh baby spinach, spring mix greens, blue cheese crumbles, chopped bacon, toasted walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, cucumbers, red onions, grape tomatoes, house shallot vinaigrette dressing

Coffee Box

• 96 Ounces - Serves $25.00

Valencia Orange Juice

• 2 Quarts - Serves $18.00
• Martinelli Apple Juice $2.50
• Sparkling Water $1.25
• Canned Coke, Diet Coke, or Sprite $1.50

All Natural Simply Lemonade

• 2 quarts $15.00

Eggs Benedict

• Chorizo Benedict $16.75Polidori chorizo patty, house pork green chili Featured on Triple D Nation

Foolish Craig's Cafe: hours and how to order