HD Lite$7.00Lite Beer, Light Beer, which one is it? At 3.8%, you'll have to drink a lot of them to find out. This one is essentially a light American Pilsener, but you can call it what you'd like.
Blonde Ale$7.00Classic Blonde Ale, 5.4%. El Dorado & Mosaic Hops.
Striker Pils$7.00German Pilsner, 5.3%. Premium German Malt and Hallertau Mittlefruh hops.
Cornholio$7.00Hoppy American Lager, 5.1%. Bohemian Pilsner Malt & Mosaic. Dry Hopped with Mosaic.
Redline$8.00Red/Amber Ale, 5.4%. Malty & Classic.
Never Say Never$7.00Old School Hefeweizen, 4.9%
Cardozo Coffee Blonde$8.00Our blonde ale, pressure brewed with whole Organic Coffee from the wizard Phil at Cardozo Coffee.
Hoppy
Sargent Stadanko$9.00West Coast IPA with Terpenes, 8.420%. The Sargent is Dank, conditioned with OG Kush Terpenes. Contains NO THC. Get that fresh scent without failing a drug test.
Beer of Hormuz
Double Stratafied$9.00Double West Coast IPA, 8.4%. If you loved our Stratafied IPA, then you will love Double Stratafied. Crammed full of hops. Simcoe, Amarillo, Mosaic, Idaho 7, Strata CGX, and Simcoe Fresh Cryo.
Thumb War$8.50Hazy Pale Ale, 6.0%. Brewed with Motueka CGX, Nelson Sauvin, and Mosaic hops. It's a lower ABV than the standard hazy, and is built with some Spelt for that extra sumthin.
Fisticuffs$9.00Hazy IPA,7.0%. Mosaic, Citra, and El Dorado Hops.
Seltzers and Not Beer
Lavender Lemonade$7.00Hard Seltzer, 5.0%. Real Lavender and Lemonade with all natural purple.
Bloo Louie$8.00Hard Seltzer, 4.8%. Blue Raspberry Fruit Punch flavored. Mix it with the Lavender Lemonade for an "Alien Palmer".
Pepino Rick$8.00Hard Aqua Fresca with Cucumber & Lime. 4.8%. It's better than sliced bread.
Mimi's MuuMuu$8.00Mimosa inspired hard seltzer. Orange and Pineapple, no concentrates, no fake stuff. Dig out your Muu Muu and get your hairy butt down here.
The Rest
Steve Winston$8.00BA Style Barleywine, 12.7%. Vanilla, Amburana, French Oak, American Oak Bourbon Barrel. Yum.
Black Ops$5.00Schwarzbier style Dark Lager, 5.3%. Dark & sessionable.
Sleepin' In$6.00Oatmeal Stout, 6.0%
Sour Gummy Peach Rings$9.00Sour Ale conditioned on sour gummy candy, 6.4%
Jamaica Sour$9.00Sour Ale fashioned after Jamaica, 5.6%. The Mexican drink, not the country with inferior cannabis.
Non Alcoholic
Mexican Coke$4.00Mexican Coke is better
Mexican 7-Up$4.00
Mexican Squirt$4.00
Jarritos$3.00Assorted flavors and Miner Aqua.
Virgils Root Beer$4.00
Spreecher's$5.00Honey Sweetened. Root Beer, Cream Soda, and More
NA Beer$5.00Multiple different varieties. The current rotation is Heineken and 805 Zero