Joe Schmoe's

Name: Joe Schmoe's
Address: 5123 Ball Rd, Cypress, CA, 90630, US

5123 Ball Rd, Cypress, CA

Menu (As of 10/29)

Build Your Dog

Natural Casing $6.60
Skinless $6.25
Bacon-wrapped $7.25

Specialty Dogs

Hand-Dipped Corn Dog $7.00Hand-dipped and fried to order.

Chicago Dog

Chili Cheese Dog $7.50Mustard, Joe’s Homemade Chili with cheddar cheese. Onions on request.
L.A Street Dog $7.95Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños.
Babe Ruth Dog $7.50Mustard, saurkraut and onions, the babe’s favorite.

Barbeque Sandwiches

Smoked Prime Brisket $16.95House smoked, low & slow ultra-tender brisket topped with slaw and house bbq sauce, served on a french roll.
Smoked Pastrami $15.95House smoked, low & slow pastrami, thin sliced with mustard and pickles.
Smoked & Char Prime Tri Tip $15.75Prime cut, house-smoked medium with creamy horseradish sauce add sharp provolone cheese.
Carolina Pulled Pork $14.95Dry rubbed bone in pork shoulder slow smoked all-day topped with slaw and sauce, served on a french roll.
Po Boy Fish Sandwich $14.40Breaded and fried cod fish served on a fresh baked french roll with lettuce tomatoes pickles and house made tarter sauce.

Sides

Joes Fries $3.70
Crinkle Cut Fries $4.75
Fresh Made Chips $3.70
Onion Rings $4.95
Tater Tots $4.95
Chili Cheese Fries $6.25
Joes Nacho’s $6.00

Mac-n-Cheese

Side Salad $4.45

Burgers & Melts

Hamburger $7.30
Cheeseburger $8.25
Bacon Cheeseburger $9.70
Chili Cheeseburger $9.70Joe's Way, mustard, onion, tomato & house pickles
Garden Burger $9.50mayo, cheese, avocado, lettuce & tomato
Barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger $12.751/2 pound prime brisket patty, bbq sauce, house slaw, onion rings & pickles.
Patty Melt $13.501/2 pound prime brisket patty with Tillamook cheddar, grilled onions on grilled rye.
Smoked Pastrami Ruben $17.50House pastrami, sharp provalone cheese, sauerkraut, pickles & house sauce on grilled rye.
Smoked Turkey Melt $14.95Sharp provolone cheese, avocado, bacon, tomato & mayo on fresh grilled sourdough.

Nashville Hot Chicken

Hot Chicken Sandwich $10.45Southern fried hot chicken breast with pickles, Mississippi Comeback Sauce & creamy coleslaw.

Hot Chicken Melt

Hot Chicken Tenders $10.952 Tenders and your choice fries, chips or slaw.
Hot Chicken Sliders $10.952 Sliders and your choice fries, chips or slaw.

Chicken Sandwiches

BBQ Fried Chicken Sandwich $9.95Fresh chicken breast, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe’s seasoned flour, fried and topped with bbq sauce, house slaw, onion rings & pickles.
Southern Fried Chicken Sand $9.45Fresh chicken breast, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe’s seasoned flour, fried and topped with pickles and our creamy coleslaw

California Chicken Sand

Chicken Fingers with Fries or Slaw $11.95

Fresh Salads

Grilled Chicken Cobb Salad $15.50
California Citrus Smoked Turkey $15.50
Southern Fried Chicken Salad $15.50

Frozen Custard

1-Scoop $4.50
2-Scoops $6.50
Shakes $6.50Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Mint, Cookies & Cream or Our Famous Root Beer Freeze
Old Fashioned Keg Root Beer Float $6.50
Concretes $6.75Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, Choc Chip Cookie Dough, Oreo Cookies & Cream or Butter Finger

Cobbler Sundaes

Boysenberry, Cherry or Peach $6.95

Favorites

Coors Light, Michelob Ultra, PBR $5.50

Premium

Stone, 805, Mango Cart, Big Wave, $6.95space dust IPA & Trademark Italian Pilsner
Prosecco $8.00

Mimosa

or add dash of Peach, Watermelon, or Black Cherry Schnapps $6.95
White Zinfandel $5.95
Chardonnay & Pinot Noir $6.95
Bloody Mary $6.95

Hard Seltzer & Hard Tea

Wild Berry Truly, Twisted Tea $5.50

Soda Pop

Coke, Diet Coke & Coke Zero, Sprite, $3.95Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper. These include free refills
No refills $3.95
Fresh Brewed Iced Tea & More $3.95Traditional Iced Tea, Sweet Iced Tea, Raspberry Iced Tea, House-Made Lemonade, or Arnold Palmer

Kid's Menu

Grilled Cheese $7.95
Hot Dog or Corn Dog $7.95
Burger or Chicken Strips $8.95

Prime Texas Brisket

Regular (8oz + 1-Side) $23.00
Large (12oz + 2-Sides) $34.00

Prime Tri-Tip

Regular (8oz + 1 Side) $22.00
Large (12oz + 2-Sides) $33.00

Memphis Pork Spare Ribs

Regular (8oz + 1-Side) $23.00
Large (12oz + 2-Sides) $33.00

Carolina Pulled Pork

Regular (8oz + 1-Side) $20.00
Large (12oz + 2-Sides) $31.00

Smoked Chicken

1/2 Bird (+1 Side) $18.00
Whole Bird (+2 Side) $30.00

Barbeque Sides

Pimento Mac-n-Cheese $6.00
BBQ Baked Beans $6.00
Southern Green Beans $6.00
Red Cabbage Slaw $4.00
Creamy Cole Slaw $4.00
Broccoli Salad $5.00
Potato Salad $5.00
Frech Cut Fries $3.50
House Made Chips $3.50
House Onion Rings $4.75

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